Questions

Questions make people apprehensive. I think it takes practice to be good at asking questions. I usually like to start with something so left field that people end up feeling comfortable in a hopelessly pointless conversation.

1. If you could be a number?
2. What is your favorite capital city?
3. If you were in an alternate universe where spinach people ruled the world, what social class would you be in?
4. How many shoes can you tie in a minute?
5. Do you like pancake batter?
6. If you were a piece of silverware what would you be?
6. Have you ever wanted to live in the jungle?
7. If you lived in the jungle with only one shoe, which shoe would you prefer: the left or the right?
8. Does the smell of gasoline upset you?
9. If you actually saw Big Foot would you tell anyone?
10. What's your favorite shade of blue?
11. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
12. If you had a squirrel, what would you name it?
13. What's your favorite letter of the alphabet.


That will do.